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CONDOM SLOGAN'S
50. Twist your wick then stick that prick!
49. Cover old Bart then dart her tart!
48. Catch that head cheese or I won't spread these!
47. Cover your post then slice her roast!
46. Blanket old juicy then plug old loosey!
45. Contain that viper before you pipe her!
44. Wrap your whopper, then go bop her!
43. Protect your cock with the sock!
42. Slip it on before you slip it in!
41. Don't leave it to God, cover your rod!
40. Do a good deed, don't spill your seed!
39. Tub that sub then rub her hub!
38. Don't get Wild less you want a Child!
37. Not ready for MomDom, so use a ConDom!
36. A man who covers his stick is always my first pick!
35. Put a rubber on your chubber!
34. If you are huffin' and puffin', protect your muffin!
33. Condoms: the pecker picker upper!
32. Don't be a dork - wrap your pork!
31. Before you wag it, better bag it!
30. No balloon - no party!
29. A condom is a crash helmet for your hot rod!
28. Not a Slogan, but sent in by Dave,
A condom was needed for dealing,
For two who had mutual feeling.
In the heat of romance,
They took quite a chance.
Now the twins are both hungry and squealing!
27. Whether you're gay or straight, black or white, If you don't have a condom, then just say goodnight!
26. Condom first, before you burst!
25. Dress up the bone, or you'll be alone!
24. No protection - No affection!
23. Cover you stump before you hump.
22. Don't be silly, protect your willy.
21. When in doubt, shroud your spout.
20. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
19. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
18. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
17. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
16. If you slip between her thighs, condomize.
15. It is sweeter if you wrap your peter.
14. She won't get sick, if you wrap your dick.
13. If you go into heat, package your meat.
12. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis.
11. When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse.
10. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
9. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
8. A crank with armor will never harm her.
7. If you really love her, wear a cover.
6. Don't make a mistake, cover your snake.
5. Sex is cleaner with a packaged weiner.
4. If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.
3. The right selection is to protect your erection.
2. Cover your stump before you hump.
1. No Glove, No Love!
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THESE CONDOM SLOGANS ARE FUNNY BUT TRUE...
PLEASE PRACTICE" SAFE SEX or NO SEX "
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